 Plain White Teeshirt
He touched my arm.
I recoiled, stung, spilling my wine.
His smile was as white as his plain cotton teeshirt.
His warm skin was golden beside the bright cloth
And beads of jet snaked dangerously round his throat.
But I left with the quiet man who stood by the door
And we chose the path of duty.
Sometimes it was hard under our feet,
But we trudged through seminars and interviews,
And if there were few moments of beauty,
I tried not to care.
But, sometimes, I wish that clocks would reverse,
And I could run, run, run through time,
Back to the man with the shining white teeshirt stretched
taut on his shoulders,
Or left in a heap on the floor by the bed, where we could
make love all day.
.
He touched my arm.
I fell towards him, spilling his beer.
His smile was as white as his plain cotton teeshirt,
His warm skin was golden beside my pale flesh
And beads of sweat snaked dangerously down my spine.
So I left the quiet man with his eyes to the floor.
And we chose the path of pleasure.
Sometimes it gave way under our feet,
But we rolled through barrooms and bedrooms,
And if there were few gains we could measure,
I tried not to care.
But, sometimes, I wish that clocks would reverse,
And I could run, run, run through time,
Away from the man with the grubby white teeshirt
stretched over his belly,
Or left in a heap on the floor by the bed, for someone to
tidy away.
Joyce Phillips
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The Murder of Sir Ponsonby Purdy
The body was found
outside in the grounds
the case for murder was clear.
There was a bullet in his head
he was obviously dead
an inside job, it would appear.
.
Sir Ponsonby was known
for not having shown
decency, honour, or affection.
An inspector who called
was confused and appalled
saying this one will take some detection.'
.
Lady Violet was unmoved
and possibly approved
when she heard that her husband was shot.
She said, 'He was a cad
unprincipled and bad.
If you think that 1 am sorry - well., I'm not.'
.
The parlour maid agreed
She murmured, 'Yes indeed,
one day I'd be rich, is what he said
but 1 never got a penny
on the days - and there were many
that I found myself a captor in his bed.'
.
The gardner had a grudge
he said 'As God's my judge
as man and employer 'ee were worst.
'Ee were nasty, 'ee were mean
worst there's ever been.
I'm sorry someone else 'as got 'im first.
.
The chauffeur's name was Wade
and allegation that he made
concerned the nature of the man that he had served
He was a bully and a cheat
a master of deceit
and in the end he only got what he deserved
.
And there were others he'd offended
who were glad his life had ended
which meant police were really spoilt for choice
until at last an honest man
confessed, and so began
his explanation in a quiet voice.
.
'I am the butler and 1 done it
my life was not much fun, it
was ruined by Sir Ponsonby,' he said.
'For him I aided and abetted
which I've very much regretted.
So I shot him - and now I'm glad he's dead.'
Bob Proud.
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SEASONAL MUDDLE
Do winter days of steely grey
Crown February's snowdrop, king?
Do once-scarce golden daffodils
Made common by municipalities
Now wave too loud?
Are rose beds garish, over coloured
Do they vamp like vulgar call-girls?
Daisies in their lawn-filled constellation
Die each year through human annihilation.
Does a Christmas Rose, by association
Go to heaven with all good souls?
John Frostick.
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